Last night I went to the state fair. It was one dollar ride day and kid's day so there were a lot of mocosos (snotty nose kids) running around. Oh yes, and junior gangsters. We knew it would be an eat-o-thon since the fair has such a variety of food choices. They also lowered their prices last year because no one was going anymore. First thing we ate: friend cream cheese and cheese on a stick from Hot Dog on a Stick which we could have gotten from the mall but oh well. After some Dippin' Dots, it was officially time to put our lives in some carnies' hands.
After our aerial view the worst was confirmed, yup, no log ride. What kind of show are they running here?
"Shoes on a Gondola." I thrifted these for 3.99! They were a mess, so put them in my washing macheeene with bleach. They still have a little ink stain but I think its cute. It's like, "a squids eye was here."
I some lady won a fish! She gave it to me cause she didn't want it.
True love buys you a $6 something onion blossom you don't eat. It lacked seasoning and had too much grease.
Moral: True love feeds you but strangers give you pets,