Telephone

Remember me? The telephone. I'm so lonely these days as texting has taken over the world. No one wants to hear a human voice anymore. All people want to do is send a flood of information at one time expecting a quick response. People text like they are "im-ing." While texting is great for specifics, it can turn into a stream of nonsense real quick. Let me make sure I add a smiley face so this person knows my tone is jolly and doesn't think I'm dissing them :) Sorry I didn't answer your text yesterday, I was living my life, taking a shower, watching a movie, all awhile my phone was in the other room sorry. Maybe if you would have called, I would have heard it and picked up. Now "the feds" are getting on us. We can't text or call while we're driving and for good reason. One day upon reading a text, I was almost wiped off a freeway bridge by some *ss hole who couldn't decide if he was going east or west, and at the last minute decided to swerve in and then promptly out of my lane. It is hardly worth my life to write you a quick "Ok" response. 

People should do what I do; spend a safe day at home playing dress up and posing with a beloved Care Bear. If more people blogged, we would have safer roads. As long as they aren't blogging from their stupid "smart" phones.

How many accidents do you think this guys been in? You guessed it, none.

I like to stay indoors, safe where the paparazzi can't get me. I was proud of my blending skills.

Here is a domino shout out to those reading this blog. Some of you I know, most of you I don't, but all of you I'd like to know. Thanks for your comments, or visiting. To you all I say, "Hi." 

domino bracelet- made by me

hair accessory- Gypsy Land

Yellow hoops-thrifted

black body suit and skirt- Forever 21

banana pumps- thrifted