"How I Spent My Spring Equinox"
First, I looked at the forecast...
Hmm...Thats strange, looks like rain all week! But isn't this the season of bucking burros and "crying" cats? Guess not. Luckily, I thrifted these red boots and fetch furry white Steve Madden coat, or as I like to call it, Steve Mancha, because there is a stain on the hood that I didn't have time to scrub out. I was too eager to wear it bowling with my boyfriend.
"Don't I look like puss in boots?"
"You look like a rabbit prostitute."
"I'm sorry, a high end rabbit prostitute. Like the ones in Vegas."
At the bowling alley, we were told if we waited 15 minutes we could get the 1 dollar game special. So off we went to the bar and I drank a little Mai Thai. And then I drank another, chipped 2 panda nails, and lost 3 games of bowling. But boy I sure was
crunk warm in my furry coat.