Happy Halloween from our Frankenfam
Reasons I havent posted:
- A dog ate my blog
- Im checking my sources, but it might be against my religion
- No one is paying me to do this and as you know, Im all about the benjamins, baby.
- I've been tied up working on my novel
- So many episodes of Ancient Aliens, so little time
- The feds are after me
- I have no clothes
- Watering plants takes priority
- I have a newborn at home
- My computer has a green monkey virus
Gotta get back to eating her Halloween candy now, uh I mean working off my baby weight.