Nevergram

 She's a very freaky girl. The kind you don't take home to mother. 

dress and shoes, thrifted

 

This post is a nevergram- a dress I'd never worn before these pics were taken. I have to say, the dress feels better than it looks. The open shoulders give me a sense of freedom, like I can't be bound by accessories, chokers, cameos, hoops, or rings. But then I download the pics and the dress seems #boring.

My niece, "You used to dress like Zenon, now you dress like a mom."

I still have my crazy costumes, don't unfollow me just yet. Wait till you see my red slip on slip I have planned for the 4th of July.

Till then, I'll be working on my Snooki body. Ordered some bootleg DVDs from a Craigslist Killer the other day. It they are legit, I should be looking like Snooki in no time. Snooki post shore and baby that is. It might be pure insanity, but I'll try anything once (except methamphetamines and select opiates).

Besos, bye.

I been low key

Um.....hi

I'm hashtag humiliated for not blogging for so long. Thanks to everyone who still stopped by to say hi in my comments section under my CHRISTMAS post. oops. Once Easter came around, I almost blogged. I was going to make a joke about me blogging only on Christian holidays, but I couldn't even get myself to do that. It's not that I'm slammed all "oh Im a new mom and I can barely function," no, def not that bull. It's just I that I haven't had the ganas, the desire, to blog. Blogging filled some void I had in 2010. All my voids are now full, almost all of them.

I'm off work for the summer so here I stand. Black and white is a trend now? WTF? Those are my fave colors of all time. My next 2 outfits after this one will be in those colors- spoiler alert.

I'm still
- loving black and white
- losing my baby weight as slow as molasses, cause that's what it is molASSes
- living out of wedlock/in sin
- looking like a robot in my pics
- not loving police

Since I left ain't nothing changed.

We all have our absences, I feel like I'm so Dr. Dre the Chronic 2001 now.

 

What? Cause I've been in the lab, with a pen and a pad trying to get this damn Etsy shop off?

So where's all the mad bloggers at? It's like a jungle in this habitat. Is anyone still out there?

p.s. its all thrifted, except the baby, I made it with help.